Fake Newts?
Nah, just some “alternative salamanders” who refuse to stay in their lane. So do slow down, drivers in San Mateo, CA, because newts have every right to cross the road in peace… even those whose last name is Gingrich. (image via
You can trash dumpsters all you like (see what we did there?) but even these much-denigrated, flame spewing and dive-worthy…
