Crab-Cracking Chinese Cutie Offers A Shell Deal

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It’s uncertain how the entrepreneurial lass honed her crustacean-crunching skills – air hostesses often have to work with balky seatbelt buckles and calm red-faced, air-rage-prone passengers after all. In any case, she decided to advertise her services online at Taobao.com, China’s largest internet marketplace, and see if anyone took the bait. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, amiright?

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